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Messed-Up-Monday is a slang term to describe getting drunk on Mondays. Similar to Thirsty Thursdays or Sober Sundays.
Hey do you want to get drunk tonight?
"Sure its Messed Up Mondays, lets get fucked up"
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Onii chan mondays is a special holiday in the onii chan world. It celebrates everything about onii chans. Onii chan mondays have foods such as onii sans.
Did you know that ur mom farted very nicely during onii chan mondays? uwu owo uwu
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The day of the week that it is appropriate for girls to randomly flash their boobs to an audience of their choice
"Oh my God, it's Titty Flash Monday again! I'm so totally flash my boobs at the coffee shop today!"
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The Monday following Super Bowl Sunday. Earns its name from the multiple trips you make to the toilet to discharge all of the junk you ate and drank the day before.
Becks: Damn Ridge this is your third shit today.
Ridge: I know dude I am really feeling all that Bud Light and queso I had yesterday.
Becks: Fucking Toilet Bowl Monday!!!!
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That nasty dump caused by the combination of too much junk food and drink enjoyed during the big game.
Hey, don't go into the men's room for like 45 I just enjoyed a super bowel monday
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A variation of the Monday Morning Quarterback, only its in the Superbowl.
Kurt Warner is a great example of a Superbowl Monday Quarterback. During Superbowl XLIII, He could of let Edgerrin James run the ball in to the end zone and if they failed, they could at least have a Field goal to to tie it up. Instead he throws an interception to James Harrison who returns it for a touchdown. That one play shaped the entire outcome of a Superbowl.
Instead of make history for the Cardinals, Warner made history for the Steelers.
A girl who sleeps around and then denies it.
He told me he banged her all night, but on Monday she told me all they did was kiss. She's one of those Monday Morning Virgins.
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