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KISS YOUR CRUSH AND HUG THEM :)))) ALSO HUG YOUR BFF
hey wanna hug -you its october 29 we need to kiss bro no homo-you
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national kiss your dad on the mouth day
Hey dad, it's October 29, get over here
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National suck boobies day
Just suck some boobies
„Man I love july 29“
„Why?“
„It’s suck boobies day“
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The 29-Foreverrr club is a sacred club that one may join upon his or her 30th birthday.
"29-Foreverrr" is ALWAYS a suitable answer to the question: "How old are you?"
Club membership must be approved by me.
Q: "Oh, so you're birthday was in March... how old are you"
A: "29-Foreverrr."
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If she throws it back on the tok, she for the whole block
niggalations 16:29
Referring to The Rules of the Internet. Possibly the most important rules of them all.
Rule 29 states: In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rule 30 states: There are no girls on the internet.
Very useful rules to know while using online chat rooms.
EXAMPLE 1--
normal teenager: r u a girl or guy?
girl(not): im a gurl.. cant u tell? <3
normal teenager: bitch step off i know rules 29 & 30
EXAMPLE 2--
strange man: So you're 7, eh?
little boy(not): yes, why?
strange man: rly? im 8. do you want to meet in real life sometime??
little boy(not): Sir, this is FBI agent Michael Scarn, I hereby place you under arrest. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
strange man: DAMN. I wish I'd remembered rules 29 & 30.
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Only he/she who hits pause may hit resume.
Gaming Rule #29
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