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Nov. 8

National wear a hoodie from a stranger day!!!

Nov. 8 National wear a hoodie from a stranger day!!!Go in a mall or something like this and ask a stranger if he/she can give his/her hoodie!!!

by mariaturtoi2019(snap) October 22, 2019


Windows 8

The only Windows operating system that is both less capable than Vista and Mac OS X. It "runs" better than many other versions of Windows, which was achieved by removing the capability of using applications.

After a fan threatened to say the name "Steve Jobs", Bill Gates released Windows 8.1, which restored the ability to download apps and the Desktop, although apps still did not actually do anything)

There is a legend that more information about this operating system may be located under Bill Gates' solid gold toilet in Redmond, but no one remembers any of this information.

Person 1: My Windows 2-in-1 runs Windows 8!
Person 2: What does it do?
Person 1: It shows pretty icons!
Person 2: YOU ************* ******** ******* ******* REPUBLICAN ******** *** ******** ************** IDIOT ********* **** ************** HIPPO-******** ***** *********** MINION! WHY ARE YOU SO GULLIBLE!!!!!
Linux User: Both of you are idiots. And by the way, I just stole your SSID, credit card, driver's license, and passport.

by DrumpfForPOTUS March 12, 2016


prop 8

The bill to make gay marriage illegal in California.

I voted no on prop 8 because all people are created equal.

by thepony December 14, 2008

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8====D

the word used commonly to portray a penis.
length can vary to portray either an erect or flaccid penis.

"suck it 8====D"

by Colon Power May 23, 2004

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December 8

This day died Juice WRLD so all of us need to pay respect

I usually don't speak on shit like this, but
Ain't nobody else saying shit
Daytrip took it to ten
I usually have an answer to the question
But this time I'm gon' be quiet (this time)
Ain't nothing like the feeling of uncertainty, the eeriness of silence
This time, it was so unexpected
Last time, it was the drugs he was lacing
All legends fall in the making
Sorry truth, dying young, demon youth
What's the 27 Club?
We ain't making it past 21
I been going through paranoia
So I always gotta keep a gun
Damn, that's the world we live in now
Yeah, hold on, just hear me out
They tell me I'ma be a legend
I don't want that title now
'Cause all the legends seem to die out

December 8 is the sadest day of the month

R.I.P Juice WLRD

by R.I.P Juice WRLD 999 December 11, 2019

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8=D

A delighted gentleman with sunglasses on his head.

That, or a very unhappy gentleman who isn't very well-endowed.

1. Look at my cool shades! 8=D

2. My penis is so small. : 8=D

by veXxv July 29, 2006

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8-bit

The best console era ever,
the NES dominated all and many great games were created like:

- Super Mario Bros. 1
- Super Mario Bros. 3
- Mega Man 2
- Mega Man 3
- Castlevania 1-3
- Final Fantasy I - III
- Zelda I + II

etc.

At one time, nintendo had to take all NES back because of problems with overheating!
Everyone had an NES in the 80s.

The most popular problem was that the cartridges got dusty and you had to BLOW inside the NES and cartridge to make it work again.

NES roced.

Bari :"The NES changed my life,now I love videogames more than anything"

Renke:"Dude, let me blow into the cartridge, I want to play World Cup Soccer!""

by Bari April 24, 2005

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