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Someone who literally has sex with pizza.
Gino: What the hell are you doing?!??!?
Khonjin: I'm jacking off with my pep-pep-pepperoni pizza
Gino: You god damn pizza fucker
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tits that are so flat and floppy that you have to hold them like a slice of pizza
When she took off her bra, I had to use a pizza stone to suck her pizza tits.
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Pizza, or any old unrecognizable, food found in the cushions of the couch, chair etc. that you are still able to consume with little or no stomach upset.
While watching Jimmy Fallon last night, I snacked on some Sofa Pizza I found during the commercial break.
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A theory applied to sex that uses pizza as the example.
There is good pizza, bad pizza, and great pizza. Any of these are better than no pizza at all. The same goes with sex.
Guy 1: How was it?
Guy 2: You know the pizza theory.
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The blockage of light caused in the refrigerator by an unfinished pizza box, placed too closely to the ceiling.
"I can't find a damn thing in this fridge... this stupid pizza eclipse has got to go, somebody finish this pizza."
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A kind gacha content creator, he inspires other people to create a gacha channel. Pokie if you're reading this, just to let you know that I'm a big fan of you. Be whoever you are :)
Pokie Pizza is the best!!
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A person who eats pizza more then once a week, but orders from different places each time as to not appear to be a "pizza stalker".
I had pizza from dolce for lunch and now I want Crazies pizza for dinner. I feel like such a pizza stalker.
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