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Handicapped stall in a public bathroom.
I like to have a leisurely sit down with a bit of elbow room when I go, so I usually use the gimp box.
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A person who is not only late, but decides to inform you 45 minutes after he should have already left home.
"Jonny where are you?"
"Sorry boys, problem at work"
"Why didn't you tell us earlier considering you should have left home 45 minutes ago?"
"Because I'm a late gimp"
A handicap tag placed on your rearview mirror or windshield allowing you to park in the handicap spot
"Hey Grandma, did you get your gimp tag?"
The slight dance someone on crutches does when doing something especially difficult to do while on crutches.
Man, I was totally doing the gimp shuffle when I got out of that huge van, and when I had to get into the booth at applebees.
A slur referring to a person that is lacking in motor skills and is for the most part paralyzed. This applies specifically to people originating from the Cripples Cult in Skank a village in Missouri
Mr. Knicker Johnson: Hey Cornelius are you A GIMP
Cornelius: How’d you know
Mr. Knicker Johnson: Oh i don’t know maybe it’s because your paralyzed
A really well dressed, slutty individual often under the influence of alcohol.
‘Omg Maddy, you’re such a skimpy gimp!’
‘Jack just had a sippy sip, he’s on the road to becoming a skimpy gimp’