penis parker

Penis parker is a comedy version of Peter parker and he really likes pizza time and Uncle ben When he does not get pizza time he gets really mad

Person: Do you wanna have Penis parker: PIZZA TIME?

henry parker

Very cool, very good, very tall, very strong

Henry Parker is very cool

Parker’s dick

So small no one can see

Parker’s dick is small

Shane Parker

A „young“ reading teacher with a unusually huge nose

student 1: bruh shane parker has a huge nose
student 2: yeah he’s pinocchio

The Parker Brothers

A band of old hairy men who live in egypt.

Oogashaga.
Oobersnoozle.
And Waldo.

they make up the parker brothers

Poolside Parker

peter parker sitting poolside in his glasses waiting for love.

Felicia often dreams about Poolside Parker

Charlie Parker

A title you give to a member in your band who is unreliable; doesn't show up to rehearsals or gigs.

Jordan missed the jam session again, he pulled a Charlie Parker