sponge-bob

this is a nick-name for someone who is the king of all dorks or just super weird

-Awww man last night i gat the new pokeymon card..

-OMG shut up SPONGE-BOB your sooo freakin lame!

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Fun Sponge

A fun sucker, downer, negitive nacy party pooper or a downright joy killington.

Person 1: Man, lets go on a killer adventure!
Person 2: (AKA Fun sponge) Naw, im kinda tired. Plus adventures are for losers.

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cum sponge

1) a girl who likes to get screwed but will except no cash like a hooker
2) a person who spews stupid shit out of ther mouth

1) man dude i cant beleave you aet that girl everyone has been in that cumsonge
2) dude shut your cum sponge you make no sence

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Love Sponge

A penis.

Your love sponge is huge. - Your penis is huge.

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sponge wonder

when you take a shit in the toilet so big that it soaks up the toilet water and it looks like all thats left in the toilet is a huge turd.

"Honey, call Guinness book of world records! I just left a sponge wonder in the toilet thats the biggest ive ever seen."

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Banter Sponge

Someone who sucks all the banter out of a situation

"Hey ,I have to do homework!"
"Don't be such a banter sponge"
"You're gonna cause a BANTERSPLOSION!!!

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Military Fun Sponge

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.

Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.