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Spectacular Buff Ting

The term originates from blogger 'Lalalaletmeexplain' - A Spectacular Buff Ting is a person who is buff to their core. It doesn't matter what they look like on the outside. A spectacular buff ting doesn't judge other's because they have probably 'sinned' before and are pretty likely to 'sin' again. A spectacular buff ting is someone who can acknowledge that they have behaved like a dick in the past and who does their best to not carry that behaviour into the future. It is someone who recognises their flaws but celebrates their strengths. A spectacular buff ting knows that they are not defined by their past. They do not feel the need to apologise or take the blame for past toxic relationships. A spectacular buff ting lifts other people up and helps others to learn from their own mistakes. They try to take a balanced approach to dealing with cuntish or annoying people and they never resort to revenge, violence, or spite. A spectacular buff ting knows themselves and what they deserve, they have high standards and they expect respect. They recognize red flags and they heed them. They treat other humans, and animals, with love and compassion. And on the days when they fuck up they take ownership and they repair it. A spectacular buff ting let's go of society's expectations about how we should look and tries their best to show themselves unconditional love. A spectacular buff ting does not always feel like a spectacular buff ting, and that's OK.

"I feel really lost since the break up"

"Babe, you are a spectacular buff ting - don't ever forget that"

by Cchhaarrlliiee September 4, 2019

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Buff Unicorn

A complete and total dumbfuck.

Babbler is an example of a Buff Unicorn.

by Haloofthesun January 17, 2011

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Buff baby manatee

Buff baby is cool

Iโ€™m a buff baby manatee

by Buff baby manatee June 13, 2021


Double Stuffed Buff

A way of clarifying wether or not some one is referring to a buff "Best ugly fat friend" or a buf "best ugly friend". The name is given for the two f's found in buff as buf has a single f.

Hey have you met Alexis's new buff?

I think so. Is she a double stuffed buff or just a buf?
Definitely a double stuffed buff.

by jtcommando27 September 25, 2014


buff the spam javelin

to masturbate

The girlfriend is out of town, so I had to buff the spam javelin.

by viaho May 19, 2010


New Buff Squad

In simple terms, this is the baddest and most feared group in Michigan. These are the kids your parents warned you about. You know the boys, they always have Ronaโ€™s on deck. This group is tight, no half-send bullshit. The boys are fearless and the bitches are bad. When they are on the lake, you can hear their speakers bumping and banging from miles away. A normal day for them consists of wakeboarding, surfing, and non-stop boozing. These kids make the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer look like a 9 year olds birthday party.

โ€œYo, is that the New Buff Squad up ahead?โ€
โ€œYeah, it is.โ€
โ€œFuck, we better get outta hereโ€

by New Buff Squad May 20, 2018

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Buff my Wood

A more cleaner way to say "suck my dick"

Male 1: Hey man, you're a faggot
Male 2: Buff my wood!

by Homosaphien September 20, 2009

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