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Mask Hours

Similar to milliamp-hour in the measurement in the capacity of a battery, Mask Hours or Mask Hour is used to measure the capacity of time a face-mask can be worn during a global pandemic.

Bro, you might want to change your blue face mask; the standard mask hours should be roughly 4 hours and you've worn yours for more than 32. Don't shake *my* hand.

by VisyVisyVis89 August 20, 2020


protein mask

A thick creamy substance milked from the penis,used to spread on one's face, generally after sex or jacking off.

'My girlfriend will love this natural protein mask'

by SwineyTodd September 19, 2014


Mask Nut

Note: I am not against Face Masks but tbh, there are some people who mask-wearing to an extreme level.
A mask nut is someone who believes everyone should wear a mask at all times. Even while eating, drinking, driving or in your own home. They're also the ones who throw a temper tantrum when they don't see social distancing.

"A random Karen was screaming a 10 year old in the candy shop because he wasn't wearing a mask even though he said that he had asthma. She's such a mask nut."

by A4775 January 13, 2021


mask catfish

A person who looks super attractive with a mask on... and not so attractive without it

Guy1: “Dude i thought she was super hot then she took off her mask”
guy2:”sounds like a mask catfish dude”

by Coolhandjake September 19, 2021


Mask eater

Person that eats their mask (Figuratively). Or another way to call someone that wears their mask so badly, they look like theyre eating it.

Person: *Wears mask terribly*
Me:" Stop being a mask eater"

by the_jobless_mallu May 30, 2021


Beard-Mask

Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.

Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.

by bentslightly August 2, 2022


The Masked Magician

An unidentified bloke who has a telly show where he reveals how the greatest magic tricks of all time are done.

however, i think his show stopped broadcasting in the late '90s. although you can still find videos on youtube.
also, he has a new show, "Breaking The Magicians Code" where he does exactly the same thing.

he is a cool guy, and there for us who are curious.

Char : "do you know how the magicians make elephants dissappear, people levatate, and excape straight jackets and suspended boxes?"
Steff : "no but the masked magician can tell you!"

by Little Steffie January 4, 2011