A fireman who loves getting fucked by older men and complains about his golf buddies cheating.
Man, that new guy at station 3 is a real scooter
A precious wholesome babbeyy who is married to spirit . She is an amazing artist and is cute as heck. Scooter takes inspiration from artists like lavendertowne. Spirit loves her more than life itself. They were married by owo on discord on April Sunday night of the 12th. Their official wedding will be in the server Scooter's Vibe Squad. Just remember Scooter is cute as heck and is adorable, and is an art god. Also she is spirit's so back off.
A convo between Scooter and Spirit
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Spirit: ily
Scooter: ilytt
Spirit: ilym
Scooter: ๐ณ๐โคโฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โค๐
any computer older than 15 years old. Comparative with motorcycles being the new and more advanced, scooter being the more primitive and cheaply built.
My 386 from ages ago is a total scooter puter. My commodore 64 is a scooter puter.
Terrible disease caused by being a rich tourist in Thailand, renting a scooter and flooring it for too long.
Symptoms include having troubling pains during masturbation.
"Papi, pls i cant lift the wud with my bad scooter-wrist.
---A sexual act where a man cums on a girls chest and she's forced to slide on a smooth surface...
--Or the dankest kush found smothered in cannibis oil...
(Guy) Yeah me and Sally got it on last night ...
(Friend) how'd it go?
(Guy) I came on her chest and made her a slimy scooter ...
(Friend) LOL awesome dude.
To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.
Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.
John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.