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a man who comes into your house and gorilla masks all your toilet seats. he wears a ski mask and carries a pornographic magazine in his back pocket. scientists believe this is the leading cause of unknown pubic hair showing up on yor toilet seat worldwide. the gorilla mask stranger comes into your house when you are on holiday away from your home, at house parties and large get-togethers. the gorilla mask stranger then goes inside discreetly, finds all the bathrooms and proceeds to gorilla mask them.
guy 1: oh dude, after the party last night my toilet seats were totally covered with pubes. it was so gross, i needed gloves and a mask to clean them off. ill never feel comfortable on my can again.
guy 2: it was the gorilla mask stranger dude. the bastard must have gotten in last night
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When someone sits on there hand till it’s numb then masturbates.
I was lonely till I worked out my problems with a hello stranger.
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a fat wap
cant stop eating
lots of chins
your moms so fat when she wheres a yellow rain coat people run behind her shouting TAXI!
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When a man sits on his arm until he can't feel it and then jerks himself off with that hand so it feels like someone else is jerking him off.
I recommend doing the "friendly stranger" when masterbaiting.
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while standing, holding left hand firmly around base of erect penis. next put right foot on chair in front of you, take right arm to the outer side of the knee, and put hand and forearm under back of knee and squeeze forearm firmly at the back side of the knee joint until right hand goes numb. now you have a stranger to masturbate you.
one day in rehab, cheetos and bones, found a new way to do the double fisted stranger
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A group of naive, delusional paedophiles worship young actors in the form of instagram packs in many different sexual ways.
Oh fuck, the stranger things influence has arrived, shit is gonna get down thot. Bish run they brought their 11 shrine.
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when your girlfriend / wife sits on her hand until it falls asleep then strokes you off.
i wanted sex last night but my wife was too tired so she gave me a weak handed stranger instead
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