This struck me when I listened to my Mom and Dad talking about the iPad they were getting for Christmas. This is what you get when people who are not savvy about technology want to talk about and play with high-tech toys: iPhones, Ipads, etc.
My Dad got an iPad; what a tech-wreck!
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"Reading is Tech" is what one says when they see they did / said something dumb that could have been avoided if they had simply read the relevant reading.
Oh crap, I didn't see that I wasn't supposed to do that*, reading is tech.
* When referring to doing the wrong homework assignment
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When having sex, one person is paying more attention to some form of technology (Computer, TV, Videogames exc.) this in turn gives them help to pleasure their partner better then ever. Normally it is a man using the sexport
Rick: Dude so last night I was watching Lost when me and Sara were getting it on. She said it was the best sex ever.
Josh: Way to use that Tech Sexport
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The #1 worst site on the internet.
Honda-tech.com is the worst site on the web.
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A school with fag ass kids who ride teachers dicks 24/7 a security guard who will literally ear and butt rape u if u donβt have ur ID on a school where best friends HU with their βbestiesβ ex and not care a school with all gender bathrooms knowing damn well all kids do is fuck in there
Person 1:Hey what school do you go too?
Person 2: Ah no where special just Lane Tech
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A person who either has attended or is currently attending Texas Tech University.
That pizza delivery guy is a tech tard.
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A growing genre of music that is commonly (and wrongly) referred to as grind or grindcore.
It features fast drumming, guitar riffs that usually don't fit or make sense, and combines elements from other genres, such as rock, freeform jazz, deathcore and sometimes country/western.
Some tech metal bands:
Test Switch Isolator
Daughters
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravanganza
The Number 12 Looks Like You
See You Next Tuesday.
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