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Absolute Unit

The absolute definition of a chonker.
An absolute unit = a gigachad of immaculate form.
Goncalos are natural born absolute units.

Goncalo: I'm an ABSOLUTE UNIT
The rest of the lads: yeah whatever...

by Le Handle May 10, 2021


Absolute Unit

Emma/Zara MM
A literal God. Living on mf earth. Emma is a god and a unit. She is always right. She is an absolute unit. A gamer boy. An absolute unit.

Bruh babe bro...Emma...is an absolute unit.
Absolute Unit? Bro that's Emma.
*flexes big phat muscles.

by zaragoesvroom January 14, 2022


Absolute Unit

Thick, Meat head, one that only thinks about their “unit”. Socially inept. No other thought can get past their “unit”.

That creepy douche was an absolute unit.

by chuckeltard September 9, 2020


Absolute unit

Basically an absolute unit is often used to describe someone who is larger but in the case of the Irish that’s not what it means. An absolute unit is just an idiot or someone who lets a lot get in the way of them.

Ayo, you’re an absolute unit you are mun

by Child of god (jk Satan is bae) April 15, 2021


absolute fuckin unit

a chubby, spotty girl with a massive nose and forehead

she is an absolute fuckin unit

by absolutefuckinunit March 9, 2019


Absolute ballshit

An act of unfairness and unpredictability

That’s absolute ballshit! FGR should have won again. Instead FGR decided to hit the woodwork, miss 1 on 1’s and lose

by BURYAREBASTARDS January 20, 2019


Absolutely spinkle splankle

When something is absolutely spinkle splankle

Thats absolutely spinkle splankle

by Smudgethepro November 4, 2022