refugium ad googlium

A logical fallacy wherein someone makes a factual claim (usually complete bullshit, usually prefaced with some version of "some people say...") and then refuses to cite any sources to back up said claim by saying, "Well if you don't believe me, you can just Google it." And then they turn into a complete and total cunt when you point out that the burden of proof rests with the person claiming something to be true, and that no, you are not going to "just Google it."

CuntFace: "I heard that some scientists are saying that BP's wrecked oil pipeline is spilling 1 gajillion barrels of oil into the Gulf of Mexico every second!"

Skeptic: "Oh yeah? What scientists? Who's saying that?"

CuntFace: "People. Some scientists. I heard it on the news. You can Google it."

Skeptic: "Uh, no. Sounds like a load of bullshit to me."

CuntFace: "Well that's what I heard, and if you think I'm lying, then go ahead and google it."

Skeptic: "I don't need to google it to know that: one, "a gajillion barrels of oil every second," is a complete load of shit; and two, you are lying. Otherwise, you wouldn't have resorted to the logical fallacy of refugium ad googlium."

CuntFace: "Refu-jism what?"

Skeptic: "Refugium ad googlum."

CuntFace: "What's that?"

Skeptic: "Why don't you google it and find out? You ignorant twat."

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ad mortem inimicus

The sentence that the bringer of the law says when hes about to whip the shit out of you with a 50dmg light parry punish

Non superstes, ad mortem inimicus!

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mobile game ads

the worst thing ever

example of mobile game ads:
wAnnA cooL gaemM??????? :)))
u ---> :(
theN plAy oUR Raid Shadow Legends gam!!!

Ad astra abyssoque

katheryne.

katheryne: Ad astra abyssoque. Welcome to the Adventurer's Guilde

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X on a mobile ad

(noun) The exit button, notoriously small for mobile game advertisements.

“The x on a mobile ad is the smallest known object in the universe.”

Mobile Ad Gamer

The lowest level of stupidity. So low, that they could be the player in mobile game ads that can’t succeed that the simplest of tasks

Something ain’t right about your friend, hey?
Ya. He tried 3,333 times and still can’t figure out how to sort toys on a mobile game
Who’s Lamborghini?
It’s his. Developers pay him to play their games for their ads. He’s a pro mobile ad gamer

Geico ad nauseam

A specific form of ad nauseam resulting from the excessive broadcasting of Geico commercials.

Feelings of disgust or annoyance that result from being exposed to too many Geico promotions.

I've started muting commercial breaks just to avoid the Geico ad nauseam.