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absolute trash show i hate this show so much its so annoying im so tired of my friend making me watch it with her.
person 1 "Hey, we should have a sleepover and watch adventure time."
person 2 "You make me contemplate death."
be who you are for your pride JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
Part 1: possibly gay man gets an adopted brother the kills their father and puts blood on a mask, first guy learns hinokami kagura and breaths the sun on the dude that put on the mask
Part 2: gay man’s grandson fights Egyptian gods who came out of a pillar and stole a stone then a rock from a volcano was sent to space with gay man’s grandson and the god who stole the stone
Part 3: Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora, adopted oh from part one that is now aver 100 years old is now dead
Part 4: the dude that said Ora and his spirit find a dude who’s spirit heals people and killed someone
Part 5: Some sick tunes play while people fight over who stabs them self with an arrow
Part 6: some Girl gets sent to jail where string comes out of her body so she can kill a priest
Part 7: dude rides horses
Part 8: Y E S
JoJo’s bizarre adventure is a really good anime
part 1 buff guys: British blokes use magic sunlight to kill vampire (not yet gay) that keeps surviving impossible situations
part 2 buff guys: Wacky 🇺🇸guy, 🇨🇮guy, and old lady use magic sunlight to kill ancient aztec macho-man vampires that wants a red rock
part 3 still buff: black guy, gay edgy teen, 🇯🇵guy, 🇫🇷guy, wacky 🇺🇸guy, and annoying dog travel za worldo to kill gay vampire from part 1 who survived an impossible situation. No magic sunlight, we have buff punchy ghosts invented by gay vampire now
part 4 less buff: 2 highschoolers (one gay), midget, manga artist, and no longer edgy guy that’s now a marine biologist kill the coolest serial killer with a hand fetish ever
part 5 no buff beyond this point: Blonde teenager the son of gay vampire, zipper guy, 🔫guy, 🖤guy, ✈️guy, crazy poison guy, cute girl (daughter of boss), and crippled 🇫🇷guy from part 3 (he will turn into a 🐢)kill 🏳️ ⚧️ boss of a mafia organization in 🇮🇹 because “say no to drugs.” Everyone’s gay in this part
part 6: Daughter of marine biologist, plankton from spongebob, ctrl c+ctrl v girl, ghost kid, weather guy, and non binary guy kill gay black priest that loved gay vampire guy. The priest is trying to pokemon evolve his punchy ghost
part 7: Cripple and wacky guy tries to win horse race across america but decided to compete with the US president in collecting the body parts of Jesus Christ instead. Spinning magic replace sunlight
part 8: dude really has 2 pairs of nutsacks bruh, wackiest shit ever
Man: I really love JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
Man 2: yeah… I can tell
A cult formed by a disgusting bloke called Darren Lewis in order for adults to fiddle with young kids
That guy was arrested for the interest in fathering adventures
When you, your sister, and cousin all shit, piss, and cum on each other at the same time
Did you hear jody talking to his friends? Said he went to Alabama splash adventure last weekend!
The first Castlevania game for the Gameboy, and almost inarguably the worst game in the entire series. The music is pretty damn good, just like in any Castlevania game...and that's really the only good thing anyone has to say about it.
With a protagonist that moves slower than a sedated turtle and can't jump to save his life, a lack of subweapons which are present in all the other games, a lot of sections where you MUST get invincibility to avoid getting hit as soon as you spawn, a stage that becomes unwinnable if you take the wrong path, a weapon that downgrades when you get hit, a multitude of sections where it's impossible to NOT get hit without whip upgrades, insultingly easy boss fights (except for Dracula, whose second form is actually quite tough), and tricky parkour sections that are made almost impossible by the painfully slow movement of the protagonist, Castlevania: The Adventure is often considered one of the worst games for the Gameboy.