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a chocolate milkshake that’s been roofied
He tried to give her a Fat Albert because he’s got no game
fat albert is the key.
dougdoug: dont click fat albert
chat: *clicks fat albert cutely*
poor guy who was the center of a meme
-oh my god its albert einstein
-its albert einstein oh my god its albert einstein oh my god
-dude youre albert einstein
-im sorry, what do you want?
-youre albert einstein
-ok
This is a rare species of racist people that are too big for there boots and need to fix there attitude they also need karma to hit them one day very soon
A Fr*nch fucking bastard he probably has a baguette shaped dildo
"omg albert camus is such a great author" - said noone ever
"albert camus? more like alBUM camus"
"OMGG yes beat my wife and kill arabs!!!" - albert camus
albert camus is the Morgz 2016 of literature, he likes likes yaoi, and is the twink of all writers
"wow that guy is such an Albert Camus (hes a fucking bum)"
"wow, what an Albert Camus"
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Filming or photographing someone without their knowledge or permission, usually in a sexual manner or relatively intimate/private location, such as a changing room or toilet. Common methods include having a phone in an exterior pocket with the camera facing the target.
Person 1, upon seeing a phone in Person 2's pocket: Dude stop Alberting!
Person 2: I'm not! Relax dude, my phone doesn't fit in any other pocket.
Person 1: My bad bro.
When u deliver a perfectly timed & calculated upper cut with the right mathematic power and angle to knock someone the fuck out!!
They should have stopped fuckin with Einstein to bad he reached a boiling point and gave that bully a Albert Einstein upper cut but dammn u see the form.and momentum I'm shocked his head dident fly off!