Porn site that purveys cheesy porn, enjoyed by college students worldwide.
Dale: "My porn is downloading at 70kbits/second."
Andrew: "I hope it's Naughty America!"
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This game is tight. It is free, has incredible graphics (for being free), and is hours and hours of shoot-em-up fun.
Anyone who bitches about it being "corrupt government propaganda" or some bullshit should probably chill out. The game was obviously made as a recruiting tool, but that doesn't stop it from being one of the best FPS out there.
Anyone who bitches about it being not realistic in EVERY WAY POSSIBLE: that's because real war isn't fun. You don't develop a game to be not fun, nobody will play it. (key word here is GAME)
omg our courupt goverment made a propaganda gaem 2 get inocent children to wnat to join teh army and die! boycott americaz armie!!1
Yeah let's boycott a free game, good plan dumbass.
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A sexual enticement, When a man dips his penis in Blue Paint, Red Paint and White Paint and Rubs it across his partners face until the blue paint shows completely! If you want to play the game. Try and make a Flag using your penis and the partners face. To make it tasty use Blue Koolaid, Red Koolaid and Whip-Cream.
EX: Johnny Captain America's Suzies Face Red and Blue then finished off with the stars and stripes The Captain America Style.
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a.k.a Baseball. Best sport to see live and to play. Get's the nickname "America's Pastime" due it's popularity and history in the U.S, although it is played all around the world, and many MLB playes are from other countries.
Nothing is better then going to a baseball game on a cool spring day,with the fresh smell of cut grass, getting a hot dog, and just relaxing watching the game. Nothing.
America's pastime= my life
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Term used to direct the blame of something bad somewhere else
"The vending machine is out of blueberry Pop-Tarts!"
"Corporate America!"
"I got an F on the test."
"Corporate America, I'm telling you..."
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A place or person that can hook you up with the dankest of dank buds.
Dude, I went to Dank of America today and got the purplest crystal filled bud I have ever seen.
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(1)To freeload, mooch, or borrow with little to no expectation of repayment.
(2) To fall back-assward into good fortune with little-to-no hard work
(1)
Mark: Dude, how come Anthony never buys beers?
Jim: Because he's America's guest.
(2)
Mark: How did Anthony get a free meal from his boss? He's a totally slacker.
Jim: I'm pretty sure he whipped out his America's Guest Card.
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