a show-er

Someone whos cock is big while soft and doesn't grow much as it gets hard

Dude: "Its big right?"
Bitch: "Oh my god yeah it is!"
-After an arousing moment
Bitch: "It only grew an inch"
Dude: "Yeah I know im what we call, a show-er"

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show stoppin

All eyes on you when you walk into a party, club, a family gathering, or your brother having sex with you best friend forever.

When I walked into the club and all eyes were on me, i was show stoppin.

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That '70s Show

Great show which kick started film careers for Ashton Kutcher and Topher Grace. That '70s show is also a mis-spelling the correct spelling is That 70's Show.

That '70s show last night was great
Don't you men That 70's Show ?
Oh Yeah

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Dog Show

a gathering of or conversation between several girls, usually the unattractive or doggish type. Men, forever objectifying, rate or judge the dogs based on appearance and personality.

Dude 1- 'Hey Brad, theres a Dog Show about to start behind you.'

Brad- "true man, I saw a few thoroughbreds walk through the door not too long ago. I'm feelin' real judgmental tonight."

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Show Beer

When you show up with a 12-pack of cheap beer so you're not empty handed. Then you drink the good beer provided by the host and everyone else.

What!? There's a freaking keg of Green Line and I'm drinking show beer!?

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Show and Tell

When someone shows you their dick/boobs/etc for the first time in a private sensual setting.

Him: "I have a huge dick"
Her: "I have big boobs"
Him: "Show and tell?"
Her: "How about more show than tell"

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Puppet Show

fisting two girls at the same time.

I was fisting both the girls at the same time. They were moaning at each other so loudly. It was a real puppet show

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