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On this day you should pick up your short friend and throw him down the hall and yell "THIS BITCH UGLY! YEET!"
Wes: "Aaaah! What are you doing?"
Jack: "It's April 17th"
Wes: "Oh no..."
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The most beautiful men are born on this day and are the nices people ever
People born on 29 April are the best people alive
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National Flat tire day the day where you can flat tire someone and they can’t do shit back
April 24
Yo go Flat tire that bitch she left me on opened
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April 17th is national shut the fuck up day. Gay, straight, boy, girl, transgender doesn't matter just shut the fuck up.
Hey dipshit it's april 17, so maybe you should shut the fuck up.
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April 28th is the day that one of the most hated fandoms, Zonuts, are burned. This tradition is also known as “The Burn Of ‘15” The 15 in the name of referenced to the year most Zonuts are born in.
“Yo, I can’t wait for April 28th to come. I already have zonuts to burn in my basement!”
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Only the coolest people in the world are born on this day. They are attractive, magnetic people and everyone adores them. The world's sexiest people are born on this day.
Dude, did you see that chick? She must have been born on April 24.
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