Facebook Attack

When someone leaves their facebook logged on and unattended and another person uses this acocount to post a wall message.
Rules:
Wall posts cannot be racial, offensive, or derogatory.
Limit of three wall posts per attack.
If the person who owns the facebook account is in the room, then you get an extra three wall posts if you manage to finish writing the first three wall posts before he notices.

Lee leaves his facebook logged on and Cheech gets on and posts a wall message on one of Lee's friends. The message written makes Lee feel embarassed. Lee got facebook attacked!

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lard attack

A fluctuation in your heart rate felt moments after biting into food that has a high fat content, is really greasy, or just unhealthy in general. One may feel their breathing go heavy and feel a food coma coming along as they feel the cholesterol flowing through their veins.

1: Yo man, you ok? You haven't taken a bite of your big mac in a minute, bro.

2: Nah, man. Is it okay if we go chill at your pad? I think I'm having a lard attack

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Rack Attack

When women use their breasts to fight each other. Similar to when men sword fight.

Karen got a black eye from that rack attack.

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puppy attack

when flicking the bean for so long the eventual orgasm equates to the overwhelming joy found when 300 fluffy puppies pounce on you to frolic.

My finger cramped up but I gave her a puppy attack that left her smiling for days.

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Fanny Attack

When someone (a female) goes absolutely nuts over the smallest thing and becomes hysterical. A bit like being a Karen I suppose.

Aisling went to the cupboard but someone had eaten the last pack of Tato’s! She had a total Fanny attack. Calm down Miss Murphy stop having a Fanny Attack! Have some Monster Munch instead.

I dont want your Monster Munch ya Mogg I want my Tatos!

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time attack

Japanese version of the Amercian phrase "time trial" for circuit racing.

Justin's RX-7 is mainly used for time attack runs at Laguna Seca.

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attack navel

n.

A term describing someone who is cool overall, but occasionally can be incredibly frustrating. Usually the frustration is caused by the person beating someone else at a game (Scrabble, for example) or something else competitive. Originated on the GameFAQs.com message boards years ago, and while it has maintained a presence since then, it has gone largely unnoticed.

Damn! In the last four out of six games of Scrabble, that attack navel used all seven of her letters within the first two turns!

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