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Like a French Kiss only its Down Under with a mouthful of mints
I bought some mints and gave your gf an Australian Mint Kiss
On another level of Vsco. When she thinks she is not a vsco girl but her instagram feed would beg otherwise.
wow look its an Australian VSCO girl
The act or method of having one leg propped on a platform or tall stool and aggressively whipping your ass in the reverse direction towards your cock and balls or clam trap. Truelly a specialty maneuver for the smaller individual.
Kenny was worried he would be defeated by his shit, so he pulled out the Australian Foot Stool for safe measure.
This is the name of a fictional dog breed, used to describe any dog that is too pretty to be called a mutt.
Sam- your dog is so pretty! What kind is she?
Rhea- she's an Australian Badger Hound.
Any type of paper used to stop the bleeding of a penis. Can be used for any situation where the penis bleeds, such a cut from a razor, a freak donkey-wagon accident, etc.
Man: Damn bitch, your asshole is so dry, you make my fucking dick bleed because of the friction you hoe!
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.
When one uses their penis to help insert ecstasy into another's anus.
My mate had trouble shelving a pill on the weekend, so I gave him the old Australian Speed Train
A french kiss but down under
Austin gave me an Australian french kiss last night when we were getting it on.