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Brandon

An asshole who doesn't care about anybody's feelings and will dump a girl for no reason at all. Usually portugese and takes drugs. Also fails at academics.

girl: so..i hear you're single again?
brandon: yea, im sorry.
girl: why didn't you at least tell me?
brandon: i don't know. im sorry. i want a girl who lives closer to me.

by Watamelon May 27, 2009

50๐Ÿ‘ 136๐Ÿ‘Ž


brandon

boy with curly long hair.
at his school hangs out with one girl and one boy.
loves skating with a passion, most girls do not think he is attractive. every now and then one girl will think hes cute.

a very shy person.

that brandon does not talk!

by cockapoo April 2, 2008

91๐Ÿ‘ 272๐Ÿ‘Ž


brandon

Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.

Jorden saw Brandon the other day and he reminded her of his soft lips

by brandon May 5, 2014

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brandon

A short mother fucker that thinks he can beat anyone up. He wrestles and brags that he won a single game. He masturbates to grown men fucking dogs in the asshole.

God damnit, your being such a brandon.

by ChineseDiabetes June 26, 2016

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brandon

A Fuck Boy

P1: omg did Brandon text you?!
P2: i stopped replying, hes such a fuckboy

by askdm November 30, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brandon

One who gets friendzoned often.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.

Steve - "Hey I hear your brother became a Brandon"

Jordan - "Yeah Really sucks I wont be an uncle"

by AshleysMexicanDick May 26, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brandon

A pussy

Brandon is such a pussy because he uses a sploof when he smokes weed

by gogirl69 February 12, 2016

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