An asshole who doesn't care about anybody's feelings and will dump a girl for no reason at all. Usually portugese and takes drugs. Also fails at academics.
girl: so..i hear you're single again?
brandon: yea, im sorry.
girl: why didn't you at least tell me?
brandon: i don't know. im sorry. i want a girl who lives closer to me.
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boy with curly long hair.
at his school hangs out with one girl and one boy.
loves skating with a passion, most girls do not think he is attractive. every now and then one girl will think hes cute.
a very shy person.
that brandon does not talk!
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Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.
Jorden saw Brandon the other day and he reminded her of his soft lips
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A short mother fucker that thinks he can beat anyone up. He wrestles and brags that he won a single game. He masturbates to grown men fucking dogs in the asshole.
God damnit, your being such a brandon.
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P1: omg did Brandon text you?!
P2: i stopped replying, hes such a fuckboy
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One who gets friendzoned often.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.
Steve - "Hey I hear your brother became a Brandon"
Jordan - "Yeah Really sucks I wont be an uncle"
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A pussy
Brandon is such a pussy because he uses a sploof when he smokes weed
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