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Cock Balloons are like condoms, but cooler. They bring joy and stop icky-ness, like Obama, only not so religious. Often used as a hip way to encourage safe sex.
Changing holes? Think Cock-Balloons.
Don't dirty the pie! Use Cock-Balloons.
Overseas? Think Cock-Balloons.
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A balloon, that strikes a shocking resemblance to a womans brests. Has a distinct nipple quality and a perfect boobn texture. Many men who can't get any purchase these for their blow up doll on place of brest implants.
Jeff went to the party store to purchass some Nipple balloons for his variety of blow up dolls. So he could have a lil more fun.
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Tight puckered skin around the anus designed to stop shit from falling out your ass!
'yo bitch, you better stop that balloon knot squeekin if you wanna dry bummin'
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The act of a male stroking a dick with each hand while sucking a dick at the same time.
Dude, I performed my first Balloon Boy last night behind Waffle House. There was so much cum! They got Pfeifered!
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When a man inserts his flacid penis into a woman and then becomes erect inside of her.
For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.
Jill: Why did you stick your floppy dick in me?
Jack: Wait for it.
Jill: Oh my!
Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.
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fart pipe, leather cheerio, meat doughnut
after licking it for a minute, i stuck my finger in her balloon knot.
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an overweight, permanently sunburned woman whose unwarranted inflated ego needs to be deflated immediately least she soon considers herself equated with God.
Person A: Someone needs to pop that red balloon before she gets any bigger.
Person B: You mean her ego or her size?
Person A: Both.
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