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First base : Kissing for at least 15minutes with toungue .TUTORIAL:grab her from the waist pull her in hold her head and kiss her on the lips , pause every few seconds and rotate your head to the other side , I’m the meantime stick your tongue in her mouth and swirl it around hers, let her stick her tongue in now and start sucking on it such on her lips on her young lick her face kiss her neck give her a hickey (synonyms :making out, French kiss, worm wrestle, young kiss, lip to tongue
Second base : touching melons .TUTORIAL :touch her breast with a shirt and squeeze Step2 remove the shirt and do the same but with a bra only Step3 remove her bra and massage her boob stick your finger into her nipple and do adult breastfeeding (synonyms : feeling up , melon bag , eating cherry
Third base : anything similar to sex but not exactly anything sexual they isint putting a penis into a woman vagina (examples: fingering “instead of a penis it’s a finger ” oral sex “it is a tongue ” , eating out , handjob , tossing salad , blow job , head
Fourth or home base: actual sex penetrating a woman’s vagina with a penis
—P.S. consent is key, if it is rape it usually doesn’t count ,this chart does not account for gay sex
Brittany-I was on a date with Jungwon last night
Regina-ErmA gErd to what base did you get
Brittany-All the way home baby
Regina -ON THE FIRST DATE
Brittany -Yes and we even did every type of third base tried dogystyle he gave me a hickey and a rimjob
Regnan-You $lut
Brittany -ErmA FrogIng gErD it is not my fault I am inrisistinle and when a guy starts he can’t stop until he does it all
Regina - Uhg But Jungwon is MINE
Brittany - well you are lucky we didn’t do it in bed
Regina - WHAT
Brittany - YEAH we made out I one of those small photo booths for about four hour when he started to second base but when he got to the part we where both shirtless but I had a bra we ran through the mall naked and broke into the movie theatre where we watched To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before , he removed my bra he squeezed my melons and started sucking on then water balloons when he removed my panties and my belt sized miniskirt and we third based when we where kicked out to we did 1 2 and 3 ina random car again and again when we ran into a library and there we had sex for about 4 hour and then we did all four at the same time for 3 more until we passed out naked and I woke up in a hot tub on a movie set
Regina- how did you do this in one day
Brittany - we pulled an all nighter
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When you browse and masturbate to every base definition on urban dictionary
You: oh man I browsed every base definition on urban dictionary last night, I got all the way to twentyfirst base
Any rational human being: wow that's pretty sad bro
Having sex while smoking a blunt and imagining shrek ruinin your butthole with his giant ogry penis and tell you too "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP".
"Doctor! What happened to his ass!" "He went to 420th base"
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When you skip over one of the bases. The bases being the 4 F's. French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.
Brian and his girlfriend Ally stole first base, and began feeling and fingering before they even frenched. This was Brian's favorite thing, stealing bases.
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when you anally masturbate with something such as a frozen hot dog, light bulb, beer bottle, popsicle, etc.. and it gets stuck in your butt and you have to go to the hospital to get it removed which leaves you with an awesome x-ray picture for the fridge
hey dude, i heard you got to 38th base last night..?
hell yeah, i've got the x-ray to prove it.
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3rd Base is getting either a Hand Job, Fingering or Oral Sex. Can also be used as foreplay before sex or just a Sexual activity without having to actually have full Sexual Intercourse
"hey .. whats third base actualy feel like?"
"It feels like warm apple pie..."
-American Pie
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When one thinks it would be funny if they jacked off while playing blackjack. Everyone else in the semicircle must take your sweating, shaking, and grunting as a sign of having a bad hand.
Gambler: What's that guy's problem?
Other Gambler: Either he just stayed with eight, or he's just hit 21st base.
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