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Where all the retarded kids in my school go.
Guy 1: Wheres Jimmy?
Guy 2: Hes at the base?
Guy 1: Well, he is in bottom set...
Guy 3: Whats the base?
Guy 1: Its the Brunts Base
When you browse and masturbate to every base definition on urban dictionary
You: oh man I browsed every base definition on urban dictionary last night, I got all the way to twentyfirst base
Any rational human being: wow that's pretty sad bro
Having sex while smoking a blunt and imagining shrek ruinin your butthole with his giant ogry penis and tell you too "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP".
"Doctor! What happened to his ass!" "He went to 420th base"
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When you skip over one of the bases. The bases being the 4 F's. French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.
Brian and his girlfriend Ally stole first base, and began feeling and fingering before they even frenched. This was Brian's favorite thing, stealing bases.
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when you anally masturbate with something such as a frozen hot dog, light bulb, beer bottle, popsicle, etc.. and it gets stuck in your butt and you have to go to the hospital to get it removed which leaves you with an awesome x-ray picture for the fridge
hey dude, i heard you got to 38th base last night..?
hell yeah, i've got the x-ray to prove it.
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3rd Base is getting either a Hand Job, Fingering or Oral Sex. Can also be used as foreplay before sex or just a Sexual activity without having to actually have full Sexual Intercourse
"hey .. whats third base actualy feel like?"
"It feels like warm apple pie..."
-American Pie
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When one thinks it would be funny if they jacked off while playing blackjack. Everyone else in the semicircle must take your sweating, shaking, and grunting as a sign of having a bad hand.
Gambler: What's that guy's problem?
Other Gambler: Either he just stayed with eight, or he's just hit 21st base.
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