Bat

A wooden or metal object that is thin at the bottom and fat at the top. Commonly used to beat the shit out of someone. Common with mobs. It's also fun to take out someones knee caps out with this.

Some guy: Screw you, guido!
Mob Guy: Oh really, asshole? Enjoy a bat to the face! *Beats the other guy to death and throws his body into the river*
Mob Guy: Have fun sleeping with the fishies!

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Bat

An idiot.

"Don't get mad coz I went down on your mum then made out with you after..."
"You're such a bat"

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sex bat

A male whore. Usually identifiable by the extremely large list of sexual partners they have had or attempted to have & the fact that they will flirt with almost anything that moves. Often times they are forced to find new places to obtain said sex since they have literally used up their current pool of opportunity. Many times others who know them will make little "eee -eee" bat noises as they pass by.

Careful of that one....he's a total sex bat.

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have a bat

To wank

I think it's the right time to have a bat!

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Fudge Bat

Slang for an extremely long (length in inches, not time)dump.

Me: Dude, you shoulda seen the fudge bat I just layed in the john.
You: Really?
Me: Yeah, it was so long, both ends were out of the water!

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shard bat

A person who will do anything for a toke of meth. Almost worse than a crack-head.

Look at that shard bat begging for a toke.

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bat game

A fun drinking game where you acquire a wiffleball bat, alot of beer, and some fun friends. First take the wiffleball bat and cut the end off. One beer should exactly fill the bat so pour it on in. Next you chug the beer from the wiffleball bat. After spin around three times and have someone pitch you the can. You can try and swing at it but if you get to this point your laughing so hard you cant hit it.
Game courtesy of N40. Rep N40

Have you played that bat game yet? its sick

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