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A meme originating from Basilmarket created by a poster named 1evenstar. The meme started when a basiler asked if a 270m glitter glove was worth it. After posting the response "Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled", it was copied and pasted for the next 10 pages.
TS: Is this glitter glove worth it?
Reply: Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.
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When someone owns more than one domain but less than three. A way to signify they sort of have their life together and are responsible domain owners.
Guy 1: I just matched with this hottie on tinder and she has two domains and a dog
Guy 2: as the saying goes “two domains are better than one.”
Guy 1: that’s for sure!
Oral sex, almost exclusively fellatio.
How was last night in bed with Suzie?
Even better than the real thing.
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What you say when your friend asks why you didn't go to his/her party/event.
Friend: Why didn't you come to the party last night?
Other Friend: Because I'm better than you.
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When something is beyond appaulling; A state of utter astonishment and disbelief; Something awful that is out of your hands, and apparently in some guy named Tyrone's.
Sid: Hey did you hear that dad found out mom has been sleeping with the sea captain?
Nancy: Oh my god! You better call Tyrone with that mess!
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#1. a nice-sized bowl of weed
#2. a reference to the expression "feel better now" and "I feel a lot better now"
#3. may be used to say something makes you feel good, happy, better.
ex #1: "Dude, we're done with finals! Let's go celebrate on my couch with a bowl of feel a whole lot better now."
"Totally, man. First chillum on me."
ex #2: (inside classroom student to teacher)
"I'm sorry my paper's not done, Mrs.T, I just feel so sick."
"No prob Bob, feel better now, ya hear?"
(hallway student to student)
"Mrs.T just gave me a bowl of feel better now and I feel a lot better now."
ex #3:
"I feel like I was getting sick before, but that chicken soup was like eating a bowl of feel a lot better now."
or
"OMG he's so hot, I was having a shitty day then I saw him and he totally changed my mood. He's such a bowl of feel a lot better now."
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Frankly, Ari and Berne were arguing about who was better, so Jack felt compelled to inform them that he is, infact, better than both of them.
Ari: I'm the best!
Berne: No I'm better!
Jack: I'll always win.
Ari and Berne: Sorrrrrry Jack!!
Thus, Jack is better than Berne and Ari!
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