Bean man

A man that is summoned through a long and hard process of obtaining 300 cans of bush’s baked beans and dumping them into a bathtub then chanting a ancient piece. Once finished you must wait in the dark until he arrives through the bathtub of beans, once he arrives he will grant you 2 wishes and a pet lizard named Ralph.

Hey, I’m going to summon Bean man tonight

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bean

oc, oxycontin. that foil on the road in the suburb isnt from meth.

dude just straight up tried to smoke a bean in my car. i was like fuck that

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tol bean

A tall cute person

oMG LEWK HEMMINGS IS SUCH A TOL BEAN!1!1!!!1!121!!

I CANT EVEN RN AHSLADJ

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Killer Beans

Term use to define an awkward or uncomfortable situation.

- Are your pregnant?
- No...!?
- ...
- killer beans!!!

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Senzu bean

slang for Adderal, Vyvanse, or other ADD meds used to quickly restore ones energy. Frequently used to pull all-nighters, or to recover from a night of legendary shenanigans.

We were out until 5 AM last night then remembered about our math exam in 4 hours so we all popped some Senzu beans and were ready to go

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buffin' the bean

The action of a women rubbing her clitoris. The rubbing being a buffing motion and the bean being her clitoris.

oh ya, you're excited, your probably buffin' the bean right now just thinking about it aren't ya?

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Waxed Bean

The female clitorus that is well lubricated and ultimately fapped to a leg quivering, orgasmic climax.

I watched my roommate get off last night. Her waxed bean was glistening.