Bean man

A man that is summoned through a long and hard process of obtaining 300 cans of bush’s baked beans and dumping them into a bathtub then chanting a ancient piece. Once finished you must wait in the dark until he arrives through the bathtub of beans, once he arrives he will grant you 2 wishes and a pet lizard named Ralph.

Hey, I’m going to summon Bean man tonight

tol bean

A tall cute person

oMG LEWK HEMMINGS IS SUCH A TOL BEAN!1!1!!!1!121!!

I CANT EVEN RN AHSLADJ

Killer Beans

Term use to define an awkward or uncomfortable situation.

- Are your pregnant?
- No...!?
- ...
- killer beans!!!

Senzu bean

slang for Adderal, Vyvanse, or other ADD meds used to quickly restore ones energy. Frequently used to pull all-nighters, or to recover from a night of legendary shenanigans.

We were out until 5 AM last night then remembered about our math exam in 4 hours so we all popped some Senzu beans and were ready to go

bean

oc, oxycontin. that foil on the road in the suburb isnt from meth.

dude just straight up tried to smoke a bean in my car. i was like fuck that

buffin' the bean

The action of a women rubbing her clitoris. The rubbing being a buffing motion and the bean being her clitoris.

oh ya, you're excited, your probably buffin' the bean right now just thinking about it aren't ya?

Waxed Bean

The female clitorus that is well lubricated and ultimately fapped to a leg quivering, orgasmic climax.

I watched my roommate get off last night. Her waxed bean was glistening.