bearded betty

The art of shaving your girls vigina or pussy and then spooging all over her face and sticking the pubes to her face

Hey bitch u are about to get ran threw you need to get cleaned up. You are gettin a bearded betty.

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body beard

A body of facial hair that stretches all the way from the sideburns of the face down to the toes. Most noticeable around the neck, where sprouts of hair pop out of an LRG shirt bought off of Karma Loop. The body beard looks best when covered in sour cream from Chipotle Mexican Food and Grill, and girls named Summer tend to love it.

Aww breeaatt! My arm touched the body beard!

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bearded donut

another way to describe the human asshole

My what a lovely bearded donut you have.

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touching beards

A slang word used to describe 'sex'.

Jimmy and Angela were touching beards last night

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bearded salami

A penis - The salami being the penis and the beard, the pubes.

First mentioned in romanian profanity: "salam barbos"

Eat bearded salami with the ass!

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social beard

To disguise your true intent in a social interaction by adding elements such as other people or exciting activities to distract those involved from your ultimate goal.

Inviting me was a social beard, he really only wanted to see you.

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Toogie Beard

A strand of caramel attached to someones bottom lip that extends downward toward that base of the chin. This is created by the hasty or careless biting-into a Snickers/Milkyway/100 Grand or otherwise caramel-included candy bar. The person must not realize that the caramel is hanging for a Toogie Beard to be genuine. The person will continue to talk, finish eating the candy bar, etc....without knowing that they just grew a Toogie Beard.

A toogie beard is the equivalent of having terrible toilet habits for your mouth.

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