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When you are having sexual relations with a big ol' Girl and she is on top and your penis slides out and her big ol' Booty slams down on your hard dick bending it in ways a mans penis should not bend.
Me - Hey dude I was getting rode by big ol' Darlene last night and she bent my unit in half.
Dude - She is a classic Big Booty Dick Bender
A high speed tender bender is defined by picking up food at the drive thru and you scarf it down in the front seat as fast as you can.
"we're in a little bit of a rush so we gotta go on a high-speed tender bender"
a misunderstanding of music make you lose control
klasky csupo in music bender lose the drone major
A Low-Speed Tender Bender is defined by slowly consuming chicken tenders whilst appreciating the flavor profile with full respect.
“Home dawg, let’s just take in the moment and appreciate these tendies,” said Peanut. “Absolutely, let us have a Low-Speed Tender Bender!” Exclaimed Jymbo.
derogatory term for short ethnic italian male
Joe Pesci is a sawed off spaghetti bender
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The answer to anything when no other answer will suffice.
guy 1: "How the hell did New Zealand manage to draw with Italy last night?"
guy 2: "because WE'RE ON A FUCKING BENDER!!!"
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A childhood classic where aang is attempting to master all four elements. Aang is a bald strange monk boy who gets help from his two weird friends, a lemur and flying bison!
Avatar: the last air bender is such a good show! Zuco is so hot!
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