Adam Benjamin

Like a regular Adam but 100x worse.

This particular type of Adam can usually be found sat eating biscuits, ice cream and crying over receipts. May also be found attempting to flirt with unsuspecting prey and failing miserably.

Popular in the gay community due to his impeccably shiny head that acts as a mirror.

TOP TIP : Stay away from an Adam Benjamin as they're probably contagious.

"This creepy guy called Adam tried to flirt with me today. It was awful!"

"it wasn't an Adam Benjamin by any chance was it?"

"Yes! How did you know?!?"

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Benjamin Gomez

A sexy beast who does nothing but fuck bitches and get money he has good shoe game and loves his friends and is commonly called a fuckboy.

Look at that sexy man walking down the hallway he looks like a Benjamin Gomez.

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Benjamin Bumbled

Verb.

1. Lying about your age while online dating. Any dating website can be used, but the word is derived from the Bumble dating application.

"Omg. This girl totally Benjamin Bumbled me. The profile she used online said she was 27, but when we went out, she admitted she lied for a bigger dating pool. She's actually 32."

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Benjamin Buttoned

When a young person is shunned and rejected because of their classic interests. Music, Movies, etc. Like Benjamin Button was because of his disgusting appearance at first.

Jock 1- Dude, Dante likes Frank Sinatra AND Marx Brothers movies

Jock 2- Lets give him a good ol' lynchin and make him show us his dick but call him gay for it

Jock 1- He's so Benjamin Buttoned

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Benjamin Roll

Benjamin roll-when you wrap your cock with hundreds, top with lube, and ram it up a girl’s ass.

My girlfriend wanted to get sushi, but I didn’t feel like going out, so I gave her a Benjamin roll.

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benjamin spencer

The school douche bag, way to many girls, can’t choose one girl, smokes wayyyy to much weed and drinks too much alcohol, denies that he is a fuckboy, but hot.

That new guy is such a Benjamin spencer.

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The Benjamin Walker Effect

The phenomenon of when a semi-attractive person demonstrates a talent that in turn makes said person extremely hot.
Named after the Broadway actor Benjamin Walker and his singing abilities.

Steps follow as such:
1.Bob is ok-attractive, but maybe not your type
2.Bob starts to sing/act/draw/ect. with amazing skill
3.Suddenly Bob looks EXTREMELY attractive despite his initial lack of appeal
4.You have just experienced The Benjamin Walker Effect

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