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A day that occurs near your birthday (usually within 3 or 4 days of it) that really sucks ass for no good reason. Some believe it is meant to balance out the good day that you had on your birthday. Often, an anti-birthday will occur even if your birthday wasn't that great.
John:"Hey Jim! I heard u turned 17 the other day!"
Jim:"ya..." *walks away*
John:"what's with him?"
Joe:"oh dude he's havin his anti-birthday. he's been depressed all day"
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The individual whose birthday it is, gets completely and totally intoxicated with the help of friends/family that eventually leads to uncontrolabe actions and the loss of self-respect and any dignity the individual has.
It was my 21st birthday party last night and my penis burned when I went pee this morning.
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code for when a group of people get together at someones house and smoke weed
Dude, i heard theres a birthday party tonight
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A suit that looks like you're naked, and look like you were a baby.
You just captured me wearing a birthday suit!
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A birthday special is when, on his birthday, a man is having sex, and before climax, places a birthday candle in his partner's mouth, lights it, and finishes on their face. The man can also try to put out the candle with his semen, making a "blow out the candle" feel, and/or have his partner hum happy birthday as they receive his load.
Man 1: Hey, happy birthday, bro! Got any special plans for tonight?
Man 2: Yeah, I'm gonna get a birthday special from my girlfriend.
Man 1: That's awesome, just make sure the wax doesn't burn her lips.
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A practice of shaking your mouth back and forth over the lucky birthday girl's (or boy's) breasts, an equivalent amount of times to their age.
Darn, it took forever to finish Barb' birthday motorboating because she is now 88 years old. My lips are numb.
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the day where you HAVE to get absolutely wasted!
guy 1: "yo, your 18th birthday is coming up you've got to get wasted bro!!"
guy2: "yeah bro 100%!!"
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