When you have diarrhea and you hit a pocket of gas and the shit blows out with force, spraying shit all over the toilet bowl
dude I got to shit but someone scatter blasted the toilet, my ass isnt going to sit on that
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When out of nowhere someone or your self hits you so hard in the pussy that you cum everywhere
-happens a lot to Young girls when fingering or fisting there selfs to hard in there tiny tight pussy's
"I did not see that pussy blast now I got cum everywhere and the cum has leaked in to my ass"
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cum shot that lasts longer than 10 seconds and extremely powerful
dude i cock blasted her so hard that she flew 5 feet
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The action of punching somebody so hard that they go flying. Also commonly known as a falcon punch.
Beat it before i megatron blast you.
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When Godโs word is blasted up your ass.
The act of bible blasting is quite interesting.
A loud, deep fart in bed with your butt on the mattress, making a bassy noise that shakes the bed.
Person 1: *does a Bed Blast*
Person 2: Woah! That shook the bed!
To have a violent / explosive toilet experience.
Kevin: โHey Dan, How are ya?โ
Dan: โExcellent! Just ate 3 fish tacos and Iโm ready to Blast The Bowl!โ
Kevin: โYouโre fucked man.โ