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A case when the victim has seemingly lost all sight at a very sudden rate. The reason for the loss of sight is a mystery to the victim, yet for anyone else looking it is clear. This is caused by a whale appearing on the back of the victim and curling its tail so that the victim's eyes are gouged.
Person: Wow. This is a fight scene I wouldn't want to miss. (blacks out) Hey! what happened?
Doctor: I'm sorry to say this, but you've gone blind. WITH WHALES!
Person: OH MY GOD!!
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A situation in which you struggle to distinguish one blonde female from another given the tendency for many of them to look rather similar.
Jack: "Isn't that the same girl that was in the previous scene?"
Joe: "The same girl? I understand your confusion..they are both blonde and rather similar"
Jack: "Not great for my blonde blindness, is it?"
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When a snowboarder/mountainborder becomes distracted by a fellow females "jiggling parts"
Man, I suffered from male blindness and totally cranked that tree.
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When a dentist is doing a dental procedure and and t-bags the patient during the procedure, but before hand puts Benzocaine on his balls so they are numb and Tingley so he can not feel it.
Oh Damn he just got the blind Texan
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1. A curable condition where a person to buy into an ideology, dismissing personal experience that does not fit into the ideology.
2. A curable condition where a person supports the concentration of wealth and power, even when it puts them personally at greater risk of having neither.
Mary: Single mothers are a drain on society.
Barry: Uh, you're a divorcee with a kid. So is your sister.
Mary: But we're different, we work hard! You know the type I mean, stop trying to twist my words!
Barry: How long have you had right blindness?
Even though Bob doesn't make much money, he supports cutting taxes on the rich because he has right blindness.
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Peeing (for guys) in the dark while still standing up.
Dude, last night i got up at like 2 and had to shoot blind. I got piss everywhere.( shootin blind )
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BLIND TRUST verb
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The *Skill* of believing what you're told, regardless of what you see.
Used In A Sentence:
The stupid woman was full of blind trust.
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