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Commonly confused with the original blumpkin, the reverse blumpkin takes the users sexual experience to an entirely different level. While the original blumpkin contains oral sex while the lucky partner releases their bowels or "poops", the reverse blumpkin is simply reversed. In this wild and exhilarating sexual act, one partner (preferably the male) urinates into the toilet while standing as the other partner endulges in an anus sandwich, eating/licking their lover's butthole. Also, for added pleasure, bearded individuals provide an added arrousal eating the anus with a large beard. This naturally hair growth will reenact that special spark in any marriage that many seek to revive.
"If your mothers like giving reverse blumpkins, i would very much rather to have her email address."
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A continuation of a blumpkin, where directly proceeding the ordinary blumpkin, the woman eats the feces.
Refers to the feces resulting from the blumpkin.
"That bitch just loves to eat blumpkin pie."
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A fat chick with red hair and resembles a pumpkin
That blumpkin stole my twinkie!
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A blumpkin of great magnitude.
Or could be yelled in state of shock, simular to saying "Holy Shit!" or "Oh, Fuck!"
Brit Accent Guy: "That blumpkin was smashing!"
Pirate: "Aye, Smashing Blumpkin i'twas sir."
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A towel, blanket, or other such item, utilized by inmates to conceal their sexual acts from the guards.
Inmate Bubba made sure to put up a Blumpkin Blind, before having sex with inmate Timmy.
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The act of recieving a blumpkin in a catholic confessional by the preist while taking a shit.
"Holy shit dude, Eddie went to confess his sins but instead recieved a Holy Blumpkin!"
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A term of endearment for those who are willing or enjoy giving blumpkins.
She my lol blumpkin pumpkin.
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