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Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect

(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - β€˜Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? β€˜

by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020


slappity bollocks

Sexual intercourse in which the testicles slap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. Almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.

Boy: Ayo gurl wanna engage in some Slappity Bollocks?
Girl: Always! Bollocks be mad slappity yo.

by ilovepenguins412222222 March 16, 2016


Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair

Squirrel bollocks is a right cunt

by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018


crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa September 27, 2015


Multi-Bollock

Somebody that has more than two testicles. This means 3 or more, limited to 258. If a multi-bollock exceeds 258 testicles then it needs to be referred to the HSE. (UK)

Christ almighty! I finished football today and could've sworn I'd seen a multi-bollock in the showers. I counted five but felt uncomfortable in counting further. We did win the game though.

by Busspass February 12, 2023


Jiggle Bollocks

The biggest gooner alive how has reached the stage of being able to fjordglimp (those who know πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€)

Hey did you see jiggle bollocks gooning in that corner I also heard that he cried to a cuck hold

by Anonymous/TRRF Member November 23, 2024


Squonk bollock

A term used to describe someone who is an absolute idiot or someone who has said something so stupid that there’s no other response possible to fit the description

β€œI always thought that u could walk on your hands”

β€œOmg you squonk bollock”

by Brie twighlight September 6, 2018