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Bollocks

The opposite of the term brilliant in that it is a term the British use to describe everything.

The idea that a rice cooker is a rice cooker when it isn't cooking or heating rice is bollocks.

by DesignerBabyReplicant March 11, 2016


Bollocks

Someone who is taking something useless or rubbish

We don't know what your saying you talking bollocks

by officialca June 14, 2019


Bollocks

(South of England): shoes, trainers, etc

(North of England): balls, cock

Hey, those are some really nice bollocks you have there!
Hey, put your bollocks away!

by Milly_Foshe July 12, 2023


Bollocks

South of England

Shoes or Trainers

North of England
Balls, Cock

South of England - I have blue bollocks.
North of England - I have huge bollocks.

by Milly_Foshe July 12, 2023


Bollocks

(South of England): shoes, trainers, etc

(North of England): balls, cock

Hey, those are some really nice bollocks you have there!
Hey, put your bollocks away!

by Milly_Foshe July 12, 2023


Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect

(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘

by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020


Webby Bollocks

When a normal person overhears two developers talking about programming and the "internet", they are talking "Webby Bollocks"

Flippin heck! they're talking Webby Bollocks again!

by 3kman May 20, 2022