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The process of stretching ones scrotum and seeing how much money you can deposit in it.
Dude, he set a new record for the bollock bank last night. He totally got $10 worth of coins in there.
Someone displaying the behaviour of a Matthew Leonard or a Kyle Willman
A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect
(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘
Sexual intercourse in which the testicles slap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. Almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.
Boy: Ayo gurl wanna engage in some Slappity Bollocks?
Girl: Always! Bollocks be mad slappity yo.
When a man takes the one long step over and over to try and unscramble his balls
Oh for fucks sake lad , you got clammy bollock!
look at the upstairs bollocks on her. She's got a lovely pair of upstairs bollocks