a shit and a drink of water
I woke up in the garage feeling rotten, I was only fit for a duck's breakfast
The thick smell of burning shit in the air such as around the Municipal Incinerator in Woonsocket, Rhode Island.
Got a taste of that Woonsocket Breakfast when I stepped outside this morning, and I threw up immediately.
Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)
Why didn't you answer my call?
Sorry man I was giving my girl that Texas Breakfast
noun;
The act of violently forcing another persons face into their own taint/twat. Either pushing down forwards or bending backwards (scorpion)
Sean was acting like a real douchenozzel, so I gave him a hot taint breakfast.
A slag's breakfast is a form of the traditional morning meal, except it's a cigarette and a coffee.
I'm just popping out for a slag's breakfast. Do you want anything from the shop?
The act of eating a pancake breakfast out of the crack of some glorious buns.
So the other day, my bitch let me have breakfast buns for dinner. I can't believe how much syrup came out of her ass.
When a guy goes down on a girl when she's on her period and comes up looking like a leopard who's just feasted.
Dude, last night was great he ate me out and came up looking like a Leopards Breakfast