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In a foursome with two girls and two guys: During penetration, the girl is facing forward and the guy is holding her up by her legs and her feet are off of the ground, and another couple is doing the same facing you. The two girls lean forward and brace their hands against each other creating a peak, forming the shape of a bridge.
My buddy and I are trying to London Bridge these two slams.
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The fleshy love mound between a womans vagina and bum hole.
Man, my balls are black and blue this morning, whats you're biffums bridge made out of, concrete?
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Bridge burners = fucked anyone over no matter who you thought was your friend, to stay the top spending and highest might alliance
We're bridge burners, who gives a fuck, winning is all that matters, right? Let's go have butt sex now (high five)
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When you're fuckin a skank stand up, pick her up and when you nut drop the bitch on her back so she can't catch herself .
Dude 1- so what happened with you and that chickenhead last night?
Dude 2- I rickety bridged the fuck out of that bitch.
Dude 1- nice man!
Dude 1- haha ya. I broke her back. Fuckin skank.
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A town of 60,000 people in Middlesex County, New Jersey, bisected by Route 9, but so dull and devoid of any worth that Bruce Springsteen gave up on writing a song about it around 1978 or so.
The town was formerly known as Madison Township. The name was changed in 1975 because the natives weren't smart enough to tell the difference between themselves and Madison Borough in North Jersey's Morris County.
Arch-rival of neighboring East Brunswick, and their jocks like to head up Route 18 to the Brunswick Square Mall and parade around in their purple-and-black OBHS varsity jackets as if they own the place, wondering why none of the storeclerks have what they want in stock. Then they go out to the parking lot and smoke, and wonder if it can get any better than this. Since they live in Old Bridge, it can't.
You can't spell "SLOB" without "OB."
"What do you know? You're from Sayreville!"
"I know, I know, but at least I'm not from Old Bridge!"
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Fergie is well known for having had extensive dental work in the U.K. Therefore her 'london bridge' is simply a british dental procedure. Being located in her oral cavity explains why it will 'go down when you come around'.
You have some spinach stuck in your london bridge.
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When two guys take a girl and make a bridge, one taking the girls arms and the other taking the girls legs. They continue to have fun until the bridge falls down. If or when this occurs then all partys have to yel "London bridge is falling down!!"
Hey me and a mate of mine brought this girls back home and made The London bridge out of her. We lasted 5 minutes before the bridge collapsed
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