Fine Bros

A pair of male, spacey-eyed, delusional beings (of questionable Homo Sapiens lineage) known for greedy ad revenue grabbing, failed attempts at global domination, unblinking lack of introspection, and enthusiasm for a "community" locked down by over-reaching trademark claims.

Check out the ironic audacity and malformed heads on these Fine Bros!

no jam bros

the no jam bros are jeongyeon and chaeyoung of a popular korean girlgroup, TWICE. they save ugly photos of the other members on their phones, and love to troll nayeon. they are the most dorkiest, most coolest duo in the girlgroup. i don't make rules here.

- no jam bros are life
- yeah, they're the best

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Soul Bro

An individual who you have been destined to become best bros with. It is similar to that of a soul mate but to a higher degree and a more genuine manner.

Bubba: You are the perfect bro for me. We are similar in every way possible.

Forrest: Yeah, you're my soul bro.

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Bro dozer

A pick-up truck that the owner took to the truck accessory store and said "give me the micropenis compensation package." In other words - lift kit, oversize wheels, off-road tires, hub spacers (because the oversize knobby tires and wheels aren't taking up enough parking already), light bar, and a trailer hitch. It'll never be intentionally taken off-road and the trailer hitch will never tow anything.

Mike: Did you see Bubba's new bro dozer?

John: He had to buy one. He is a Florida man. I think it's a law...

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two bros

Chillin in the hot tub. 5 feet apart ‘cause they’re NOT gay

The two bros, are relaxing in the heated pool. 60 inches away from each other because they are heterosexual.

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Bro what

A phrase used when someone says something that's so unbelievably dumb/crazy/weird that you question whether you actually heard it.

Mike: I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm attracted to horses.

John: Bro what?

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alpha bro

The leader of a pack of bros; inspires the worship of subordinate bros through being slightly more articulate and much more aggressive, and having both a higher alcohol tolerance and better luck with the bro hoes.

At a frat party:

Rachel: What's the matter with all the bros tonight? They seem subdued.

Sarah: Yeah, Vinny's not here. They're totally lost without their alpha bro.