The act of using one's Best Actor in a Leading Role Oscar to penetrate a Korean Forest Whitaker look-alike.
We were totes Nicolas Caging
See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!
*The next day*
Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."
God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."
Adam "Bye Snake!"๐
Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." ๐ฎ ๐จ
Eve ๐
Lucifer ๐
*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." ๐
Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." ๐
Lucifer ๐ณ "Um... Well... Tsk! ๐ No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*
Eve ๐ฏ "We're not supposed to eat that."
Lucifer "No. YOU'RE ๐๐๐ฃ not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*
Eve "Oh..." ๐
Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."
Eve "But... What will happen?"
Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."
Eve "I don't know..."
Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
๐ซด ๐
Eve ๐ "......." *takes bite* ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ซจ๐จ๐ฐ
Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"
Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*
Lucifer "No don't!" ๐ซณ "......" ๐ง "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." ๐คท
The most famous model, singer, stripper, and overall queen that celebrity culture has ever seen
Nicole Cage is such an iconic part of celebrity culture!
The place where we could be vibin but you playing
Viber 1: yo do letโs hit up the tree cage
Viber 2: no man Iโm playing
Where New Trier High School students go to learn instead of normal school when they're too misbehaved and crazy to function in a regular class.
Kid 1: Where has your friend been lately?
Kid 2: Oh, he got put in the cage for throwing things everywhere.
Kid 1: Ah, that sucks man.
Yep, there's a part 3..... And probably 4... I don't know... I might do a whole biblical series...
Lucifer "You're STILL in the cage!?"
God "Yup... It's pretty good man. I can see how there's, like, an infinite number of ways this can be done. But, yeah... It takes a minute..."
Lucifer "What... IS all this?"
God "Mm? That? I made some orbs."
Lucifer "Orbs? Really? What is the point of all that?"
God "What do you mean? It's orbs."
Lucifer ๐คฆ "Tsk! I heard you the first time but WHY ORBS? Why not cubes or pyramids or something?"
God "Oh, no. No... I got some pyramids in there... They grow on the orbs sometimes... And, like, cubes will end up looking like orbs when you spin them, kind of... So... Just orbs..."
Lucifer ๐ฎ ๐จ "Ok... Sure. The orbs grow pyramids. Wait... Did you TRY cubes already?"
God ๐ณ "..... No."
Lucifer ๐ "....... So... What ARE they? What are they made of?"
God "Oh! A bunch of stuff man! You got your Helium... Hydrogen... Nitrogen... Mercury... Um, Barium... Er, is barium a thing? Yeah... Yeah that sounds like a thing... Barium..."
Lucifer "THAT'S JUST A BUNCH OF GIBBERISH!"
God "I mean I have to call them somethi- Hey, don't! Don't touch that one! That one's hot."
Lucifer ๐คจ "They're HOT orbs that spin?"
God "Pfft! No! That would be stupid! Only the hot ones are hot... Silly..." ๐
Lucifer ๐คฆ "Oh my... You... I am becoming frustrated... With you.... Now..."