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Steve: Hey dude, XYZ
Jill: whoops! I left my python's cage open again
Yup after aaaaall of that there is a cage thing today.
God "Lucifer... I need a favor..."
Lucifer "Oho! But it's not 'Lucifer' it's... Wait... Lucifer? Lucifer! Yes! That's exactly what it is! Sweet, sweet music... Lucifer... 😌 It just rolls off the tongue... Lucifer... Like the morning dew off a blade of grass... 😮 💨 Now... What do you want?" 😑
God "Look... I need you to give Abraham a message."
Lucifer "What the hells an Abraham?"
God "Oh he's dope! He's like the oldest bastard you ever DID see man. He's like 180!"
Lucifer "They don't live that long-"
God "He's... He's pretty old."
Lucifer 🤦 ♂️ "You're... You're not great with time are you?"
God 🤨 "Time?"
Lucifer 🤨 "How long did it take for you to make all the orbs?"
God "Umm... I donno like 7 days? Er, wait I took a nap on the 7th day sooo.... 6? 6 days." 😁
Lucifer "Oh wow that's... That's not even close-"
God "Are you going to take the message or not?"
Lucifer "Yes yes what is it..."
God "Tell him that I'm going to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah... Just... raze that place to the ground..."
Lucifer "OH! HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWES-"
God "And take Michael with you."
Michael "Hello." 😇
Lucifer "You ruined it immediately... This cage sucks..."
Cacacacacacacage!
Lucifer "Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is... This place is pretty dope... But you see what I mean about the ethical-"
Michael "We're here." 😇 *Knock knock knock*
Abraham *Clears throat* "Hello?"
Michael "Hello 😇👋 Can I speak to you for a moment about our lord and savior-"
Lucifer "Holy shit! He IS old! Look at how OLD he is! Son of a bitch! Do I not have a firm grasp of time!?"
Abraham 👳 ♂️ "What's this all about?"
Lucifer "Anywho... Open up. Out of the way!"
*Michael and Lucifer walk in the house*
Michael "We have a message from-"
Lucifer "Pack your shit! Let's go! Get a move on! God is destroying this place and everyone in it- Oh! Well hello there... And who might you be?" 😍
Abraham "That's my daughter-wife."
Lucifer 😨 "Ugh! Ew!" *Looks over at Michael* "Why are we sparing this guy again?" 🤨
Michael "You have 24 hours to leave this place before God carries out his plan."
Abraham 😱 "WHAT!? Surely there must be another way!"
Michael "Hold on a moment..." ☝️😇 ".... God says that if you can find 10 righteous people he will spare the city."
Abraham "Oh! Thank you! Thank you lo-"
*Bang! Bang! Bang!*
Mob Guy 1 "Abrahaaaam! Oh, Abrahaaaam!"
Mob Guy 2 "We saw you made some new friends Abraham..."
Mob Guy 1 "We likes em... And we wants em... Now... We can do this the easy way... Or we can do it the hard way..."
Abraham 😰
Michael 😇
Lucifer 👿 "Excuse me a moment..." *Gets up and walks outside*
Mob Guy 1 "Well hello there beautiful-"
Lucifer "RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥👹🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥
Mob Guy 1 "AAAAAAH!!! YYAAAARRGGH!!!"
Mob Guy 2 "MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!"
Lucifer "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK ESCAPING THE FIRE WITH OUT ANY EYES!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!"
Abraham 😖
Micahel 😇
Lucifer *Walks inside* "I think I'm finally starting to see the appeal of this cage thing." 😁
Abraham 😰
Lucifer "Welp... I think we're done here... Let's go Michael... 10 people Abraham. 24 hours."
Michael "Okie dokie. Buhbye." 👋😇
*Lucifer and Michael walk off*
Abraham 😮 💨
Making something so bad, everyone evacuates around you.
I'm nick caging the movie theater tomorrow night
The caged foul is so fowl it will spend it's whole life behind bars.
The caged foul eats mainly locally sourced Bison grass.
A unit of measurement for how big of a fuckboi a guy is. It is measured by the number of Nicolas Cage memes are sent in response to gross or inappropriate messages or images before they stop responding.
This guy that was messing with me was gross. He was a 6 on the Cage Index.
Situation in which an endless loop of an event (whether that be an activity, a day, a week, or any other period of time) is perpetuated from the standpoint of one cell (usually a person, in fiction) so that they can tweak details of the occurrence (or have them tweaked by other factors) in order to achieve a goal.
This can be both good and bad, in the sense that it's for a good cause, or it's a nightmare trap for some unfortunate victim.
P1: The movie Primer has a serious case of Hypercell Cage Syndrome, as exuded by the end in which an inordinate amount of time (and unknowable number of retries) is spent in perfecting an action during a party to prevent a potentially negative outcome.
P2: How so?
P1: One of the main characters uses a homemade time travel device to loop the same event.
P2: Oh, I see. I'm going to go spam that term on fb now.