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a secret code word used when going drinking.
"dude, were going to canada tonight? you commin?"
"when are you flying?"
"the plane leaves around 12"
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Canada is nothing more than AMERICAS HAT
speaking of useless countries...CANADA
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Americas hat.
jk A country above the U.S where ppl live in regular houses and a regular city and smoke guanja a lot.
Except for some places there is igloos and inuits (Eskimos)and Canadians do say "eh" A LOT! i have an Ethiopian-Canadian cousin from toronto and he says it so much its annoying!
Canada is also very diverse. From what ive seen there are more foreigners in Canada than America. They go there because its safe and free health care and blah blah blah! They go there because its easier to start a new life and find weed plain and simple.
Some of the french canadians are kind of racist but everyone is else is cool.
America is still kinda doper than canada. theres not that much excitement or famous ppl except for some comedians. lol
Me: Bro im goin to Canada for the weekend
My Friend: are you gonna live in a igloo or a log cabin?
ME: a condo....
My Friend: Is that short for "condonsation"?! Your gonna sleep in the snow?!
Me: You mean "Condensesation"? no dumbass a condominium!
My friend: Whats that?
Me: your not my friend anymore your too dumb
My Ex- friend:='(
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a place where if you go you smell like butt
guy:where did you go
other guy:canada
guy:o thats why you smell like butt
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The only country with the balls to fight hard and the pussies to do it for somebody else.
Guy 1: Wow, Canada did a lot in WWI.
Guy 2: Yeah, but did you know that they didn't even fight for their independence?
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fishing and weed = cool
hunting? I don't know,do you Canucks hunt without guns?
their beer is a bit watery for my taste though...i think those who are ranting and raving about it are kids
Unfortunately they have an effeminate communist view of guns.That's gay,eh?
Rush = a really good band
BTO and Guess Who...gotta love Randy Bachman...but they can be a little weird politically but we'll forgive them
Triumph was cool...FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT,EH?
I never had any problems with Canadians until I talked to them on the internet.Never knew you were such bitchy little trash talkers.:-)
Just don't badmouth my gun rights and I'll get along with you alot better.
It's not the guns it's the criminals.
And the criminals are fucked up because they were influenced by sex and drugs too early in life through the liberal media which actually glorifies sluts and gangs!
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A country that is NORTH of the U.S
A place of lax pot, gay marriage, and liqor laws. But contains too much poutine, french canadians, and people from B.C!!!
"Hey Luke? Wanna get hitched in Canada then smoke some weed and have some REAL beer for a change? Even though we're just 19"
"Nah Louis, too many Quebecers, Poutine and British Colombians"
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