a dyslexic mediocre chef, who gets a power trip over her brother bc she owns a discord server. horrible plans to get what she wants, but is good at hiding other peoples pets (and then forgetting where)”
Me: hey where’d you hide the axolotls
Carl: i dotn now, i fogrot
Dyslexic Carl: Butlfukw
Dyslexic Carl: Butelful
Dyslexic Carl: Beutyful
Dyslexic Carl: Fuck
Getting a thottie to have sex with you/send nudes and then leave.
Carl: Yo that girl thicc af.
Dan: Ask her out!
Carl: Naw she a thottie not relationship worthy.
Dan: Then pull a Carl and fuck her and leave!
Carl: Aw shit you right.
1. The act of vertically striking, throwing, or thrusting an object or person(s) upward in a violent and swift manner
2. To signify or designate one as having massive trapezius muscles
3. Commonly associated with the hang snatch in weightlifting
4. To exemplify the uniqueness of freshmen throwers.
1. "Wow, she Carl-Fehryed the shit out of that hammer."
2. "Look at Brad's traps, they're Carl-Fehry sized."
3. "How many sets of Carl-Fehrys do we have today Brett?
4. "Nobody Carl-Fehrys like Carl Fehry."
Our lord and savior, he's probably done ur mom. He is amazing and I would do anything for him ANYTHING.
Teacher: were going to watch CNN 10 rn, cause I don't know how to teach
Me: ALL HAIL CARL AZUS *moans in asl*
An awful person and a real dumass. He is like your trash
Carl August is dum
Carl-Johan is a guy that always care about people. To his friends he is really kind and warmhearted. Carl-Johan always is very gentle and helps people if they need.
Look! It's a Carl-Johan. Awww he just helped that woman get her stuff in the car.
ikaw na bahala kung anong gusto mo d'yan.
THANK YOU FOR EXISTING IN MY LIFE. I APPRECIATE YOU A LOT <333
PADAYON FUTURE CPA!!!
Basta panget si Carl Andrei yan. Charizzz