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Castling at a strange time in chess
NoJoke went for an apple castle instead of capturing the queen.
The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.
My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.
When you have to empty your badder
I have to drain the castle moat.
Urinate urination
An archaic term for one’s anus, typically used in reference to anal sex.
“I’d like to storm her poo castle!”
Castle is a other word for temple or house...
Rain is a other word for blessings of God
My castle rain is what i am for my God
When you dump out your bathroom trash can and the residing kleenexes and toilet paper conform to the shape of the trash can.
Jim: I went to the beach and made a sand castle today, in quick fashion, too.
Steve: I stayed inside, dumped out all my bathrooms' trash bins, and made some toiletry castles in the process. Those were the culmination of four months' work though.
When you go into the woods to grandmas house and you are kidnapped by knights that raid your asshole.
Boy we need to raid the castle all over that bitch.