chinese tickler

The chinese tickler is the act of two males inserting their penises into a chinese finger trap and then proceeding to pull and push making the trap tighter and looser respectively.

Boy: Man my dick is so sore.
Man: What happened?
Boy: I just did the chinese tickler
Man: that explains the cross pattern

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eating chinese

To perform oral sex on a woman. Its a small, but managable leap from the stereotype that chinese restaurants serve cat meat.

I don't mind eating chinese, especially when my girlfriend is willing to return the favor.

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to pull a chinese

To misstate or lie about one's age.

Derives from the misstatement of He Kexin's and Yang Yun's age as 16 (2 years older than they were) during 2008 and 2000 Olympics respectively.

Damn, she tried to pull a chinese on me last night. I would have been in deep trouble.

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chinese shit

A special (you guessed it!) Chinese poison that is administered via injection into your enemy that slows down their heart beat, eventually stopping it, resulting in death within (usually) an hour. The effects can only be postponed through increasing the adrenaline levels. We give this shit to horses, after all.

Chinese shit - "You gotta help me, Doc. I've been poisoned by some kind of Chinese synthetic shit. It feels like I'm slowing down, you know, caught in a tar pit. Also got that blurred vision."

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Chinese Dove

The Chinese Dove is when instead of sitting on a toilet bowl regularily for a shit, you stand on the rim of the seat, squat, and flap your arms while the shit leaves your anus.

Jordan and I were having battleshits and he whipped out the Chinese Dove. Needless to say, he won that battle.

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Chinese Food

(1) ...And God said on the fourth day, let there be breaded deep fried balls of chicken, and there were....and they were good.
(2) if it ain't breaded and deep fried, then it ain't chinese food
(3) Getting some chinese poontang

"I could go for some chinese food. I'll have a 4, 45, and a 84 please"

"Where's all the chicken in these addictive greasy balls?"

"Damn that girl looks good, i needs to get me some of that chinese food!"

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Chinese Virus

What US president Donald Trump calls coronavirus to promote his own racist agenda against Asian-Americans. Because of Trump hate crime has now increased towards Asian-Americans because of how Trump supporters now think they are all carriers of a contagious virus.

Donald Trump at a coronavirus briefing referred to the coronavirus as the Chinese Virus as an opportunity to promote his racist agenda.

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