Bareback Coding

Writing Software in your Production Environment where a mistake can end career(s) and possibly lives.

Ken: John, we don't have a development environment to write code in.

John: Can we safely do it in Production?

Ken: Not a chance in hell

John: Sounds like we have some hot bareback coding ahead of us!

Bro code

Honored among bros, the obvious rules among bros, or guys in general.
Bro Code

#1 Sisters are off limits

#2 Exes are off limits

#3 If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her

#4 Do not in any way, be that guy

#5 You always watch the game
#6 do not and I mean DO NOT fight with the other boys

That’s the bro code thank you

Code Eugene

A person who acts like a school shooter

eugene: *reaches into backpack*
Person 1: CODE EUGENE! I REPEAT CODE EUGENE!
class: *runs out of classroom*

Dress Code

fuck dress code. why can't I wear pajama pants. I hate school

Random motherfucker: you are breaking dress code. Me: does it look like I fucking care

Share Code

A code of Honor.... According to this code,One can't share the stuff(memes/songs/series/movies) shared to them by others until they let them know that they are sharing that stuff

Dick shared a good quote with Jack...

Now according to Share Code,if Jack wants to share this quote,He has to let dick know that he is sharing that quote..

Vegas Code

(noun): A verbal agreement between people that allows secrecy Vegas style, where "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", and allows those involved to play things off as if nothing ever happened.

Dude 1: Hey. My parents are out tonight. Blaze?

Dude 2: Hell yeah bro. Vegas code?

Dude 1: Fosho.

The Arrick Code

When someone asks a favor of you (typically a small one), and you are humble towards it. Unbeknownst to that person that you want something big in return much later.

Jammie: "Hey man can I borrow a pen?"
Arrick: "Sure thing!"

10 years later
Arrick: "I'm here for your first born son..."
Jammie: Damn! Okay. The Arrick Code says I have to.