Colorado Wall

A mental point of no return where an individual is lost to a cult.

They Cheered for it. A Colorado Wall. A wall. In Colorado. To stop the Mexicans from crossing the border. in Colorado.

Colorado glazer

The act of a man coming inside of a woman’s vagina, then proceeding to finger her until she comes. The man then removes his fingers and allows them to dry, creating a glaze. Both individuals then select one finger to collectively lick clean.

Bro 1: How was the sex last last night?
Bro 2: Good, except for the morning breath after a Colorado glazer.

Colorado Ounce

A "Colorado Ounce" is an ounce of marijuana composed of four individual quarter ounces of different strains of marijuana, named for the Colorado state recreational marijuana purchasing laws regarding out-of-state citizens, which often require a person to visit four different recreational marijuana shops, purchasing a quarter ounce from each, in order to leave the state with a full ounce of marijuana.

"I just picked up a Colorado Ounce from San Luis, let's smoke!"
"Let's drive up to Colorado and grab a couple COz's!"

Colorado lollipop

When a guy sucks another guys dick to see what his girlfriend or wife taste like

Billy gave Dan a Colorado Lollipop to see what his girlfriend taste like.

colorado rhino

When a woman wears a strap on dildo on her forehead and runs around ramming people with it while making rhino noises.

My parents were in town from Texas so I decided to show them what a Colorado Rhino is.

Colorado sober

"California sober" is when someone quits drinking alcohol or a harder drug habit but still smokes marijuana. "Colorado sober" is when someone does the same but primarily uses kratom to kick the nastier habits.

"Hey, long time no see. You look great. What's new?"
"Bro, I feel so much better. I've been Colorado sober for 9 months. So glad I quit popping pills."

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Colorado

A poor example of a 4WD.
Built mainly for buyers who are more concerned with looking good than actually being good.
Generally bought by bogans, hipsters and those looking for a vehicle to use in the annual Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardigras.
The most positive aspect of the Colorado is it keeps tossers from buying a real 4WD like a mighty Navara as they can’t measure up to the style, class and precision of the Navara.

I can’t measure up to the style, class and precision of a mighty Navara so I’m going to have to buy a Colorado.