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Cotton slot

Edited yet still offensive way to call someone a pussy.

Krystal is the dumbest cotton slot I've ever met.

by ยฃโ‚ฉ$ August 26, 2015

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cotton butt

When you leave the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your butt.

Hey look at that guy, he's got cotton butt! He must have made a huge shit!

by George Porge 69 October 21, 2013

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Muff Cotton

When against better judgement having your salty pecker inside a woman feels too good so when you're about to cum you ejaculate into the good ladies vagina, but because you do not desire to impregnate her you reach into the vagina and 'pick' this 'cotton' out

Henry laid down the law of the land when he told the bitch no and ejaculated into the woman as he simultaneously gripped her ass and pulled at the back of her hair. Now he had to go muff cotton picking, what a shame he thought to himself as he shoveled it out and disposed of his semen in the now useless woman's mouth.

"Swallow bitch," he screamed, "I don't want it." So she swallowed.

by Henry and the Mallets FBG$ Pit December 2, 2012

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Cotton nose

When you exhale from your nose and get a dry tingly nose, aka cotton nose. Be aware of other things such as cotton mouth, cotton throat, maybe even cotton ear

"You Guys made me laugh so hard that hot smoke came out my nose, got fucking cotton nose" - Anna

by Zoannakasemoosar July 29, 2015

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cotton bowl

A group of girls on their period all at same time

Dang Adam and Ryan what's wrong with your women when they hang out . I don't know they must be in the cotton bowl

by Red flow January 6, 2014

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cotton clam

When you break your dick in one's intestines trying to have anal with a prostitute.

He cotton clamed jarvaisha over the weekend.

by Me sexy lover April 18, 2016

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Cotton Whore

A person who attends events just to get the free themed tshirt. In college the events are mainly Greek related. After college they tend to be participatory sporting events.

Jason is such a cotton whore. He only ran in the Peachtree Road Race to get the shirt.

Did you see them wearing those shirts in the student union? Biffy and Ken broke up last week but still went to the regatta together because they're cotton whores.

by KingOf404 July 3, 2010

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