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A game for people with no sanity, a lot of time, and no life.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to play some Counter Strike: Global Offensive
Guy 2: Why the fuck did you say it like that?
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1. A Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm is similar to that of a conventional shitstorm when a series of unwanted and distasteful events unfolds in a very short proximity of time. The Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm, however, is when this series of typically fucked up events surpasses the point of being classified as a simple shitstorm and it becomes a giant conglomeration of near apocalyptic chaos.
2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.
1. Teacher: Good morning class, I know that yesterday I gave you a new project on top of your history project assigned the day before in addition to the intense studying for the Pythagorean Theorem and trigonometrical exam that you have tomorrow, but now I must change the book report's due date to tomorrow as well.
Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!
2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.
Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.
Person A: Jesus.
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ุงููู ููุบุง ุงูุฌูุณ ุนูุฒุฉ ุงูุจูุฌุงุจูุฉ ููุบุง ุงูุฌูุณ ูุงูุชุฑ ูู ุงุฑุณ ุงูุฌูุณ ู ุน ูู
Oh man, I love myself some counter clockwise Walter nigga sex when I'm feeling down.
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Often when asked if you are in a relationship, by saying you have a "domestic partner", it doesn't define your sexual orientation. So, "counter-gender" domestic partner does, plus it can be used by men or women with the same result.
"John, this is my wife, Barbara".
Are you married?
No", I replied, but my (counter-gender domestic partner) will be joining us after dinner
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When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."
Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!
The act of being petty in response to another person and/or companies pettiness.
When Dominoes charges you 30 cents for 6 packets of Parmesan cheese and the delivery driver forgets to bring said 6 packets of cheese, being counter petty, you call and have the delivery driver turn around and bring you your 6 packets of Parmesan cheese.
A hoe who is to busy to put her shoes away in a normal place.
Look at that hoe Ashley, she just wildin with them shoes on the counter.