covid orgy

A dense gathering of people who believe in The Easter Bunny, wood fairies, and oblivious denial.

Jesus, Aunt Meg is inviting half the town to her jazz poetry reading, it’s going to be a fucking Covid orgy.

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COVID baby

infants born during COVID pandemic, March 2020 to June 2021

Aww it’s a COVID baby! They gave birth to a beautiful COVID baby.

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Covid-bellied

Those who had unhealthily put on some extra pounds during the coronavirus outbreak, as they stayed at home snacking junk food, smoking cannabis, or swallowing wine or alcohol to kill time.

Guesstimate how many millions of people worldwide had ended up being Covid-bellied since they were forced into quarantine or lockdown.

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Covid Number

The maximum number of people that are allowed to be together in public to minimize their risks of being infected with the coronavirus.

In Singapore, the Covid number for social gatherings is presently 5; in Hong Kong, it used to be 4 but has now gone down to 2; and in the US, it is a disturbing 10.

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Covid-365

When the number of corona infections or deaths in a country or county on a single day reaches the number of days in a year, which hints that a new wave of infection is likely taking place, and the possibility of a new lockdown to contain the pandemic is inevitable.

When Covid-19 experiences a Covid-365 situation, Lockdown 2.0 is unavoidable to reduce the rising number of casualties or fatalities.

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Covid-420

When you catch the rona from passing the blunt.

Guy: Aye bro, pass da blunt
Me: Fuck no nigga, I'm not tryna catch dat Covid-420! Fuck you thought this was...

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COVID-20

The sequel to COVID-19. It could be worse or not as bad.

I lost everything and almost died from coronavirus in 2020. We’ll see what happens with COVID-20.

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